Help me Jesus

We watched 2 videos on Baltimore and Los Angeles. We compared how each commercial was presented in terms of music, scenes, etc. We were then introduced to the assignment where we have to make our own commercial, showing off Athens or Sparta. It's worth a lot of points and I am scared. The Baltimore video we saw made us cry because of how boring we are. When I looked at the Los Angeles video I just was speechless. It went from showing you buildings and old people to like electro music and great scenery with sports, celebrities, the zoo, the aquarium, and much, much more. We don't have to do the assignment, because we are American, as stated by Bob, but there goes our education and then we will just lose our minds, picking up can in Los Angeles for nickels.